To The Lady Picking Her Nose

Sitting behind a computer all day, my job cannot get any more lackluster, thank goodness. If my fantasy life became a reality, a normal work day in my sparkly high heels would involve multiple kiss scenes with the smoldering Chris Evans (must I say that was a hard verdict; it was a toss up between him, Ryan Reynolds... and another handful more), fly to France for a photo shoot with Vogue Paris, and a red carpet premiere hanging off of Ryan Gosling's arm. However, it is what it is, and I'm not any closer to becoming the next Scarlett Johansson than the person across from me--aloha, kind gentleman on his iPhone! So it's fair to say I have a lot of time on my hands at work if I can day dream about my life in a parallel universe.